404!!!! Page not found!!!

it's a trap! Retreat!

It's a trap! Retreat!

The only thing you can do is go back the way you came!

Okay...so you didn't find what you wanted! I'm a very busy person! Rest assured I am working on the page you are looking for and it is likely sitting on my hard drive waiting to be finished and posted! So send me a note and tell me what you couldn't find and I will promote the page from my hard drive to my web space!

And while you are here please nominate my site for a "Something awful" "awful link of the Day" Or perhaps "portal of Evil" I'm not cranky enough for crank.net. Once someone put "weirdest pace on the web" into google and my blog came up on page five! cool or what? And if for some reason you came here through google...which likes to send people to my 404 page for some unfathomable reason Click here to see my home page, and check out my blog page, one of the weirdest blogs on the interweb!